As I previously mentioned, I spent last weekend taking the ABATE course for new motorcycle riders and true to most all outside events, I was trapped in a horrendously stinky port-a-potty every few hours. This is likely the only time I ever think about what it might be like to be a man, for a day, just so I could pee standing up.
This evening I was inspired to steal a P Style from our retail cabinet and give it a whirl (well, not literally as that would be a tragic mess and defeat my intentions entirely). The P Style is a fancy little invention that allows women the satisfaction of knowing exactly what it must be like to pee like a man. Yes, this little device allows a woman to simply unzip her trousers, slip the wide part just in between her legs while standing and facing the toilet, and tip the spout into the bowl... relax... enjoy. I didn't even lift the seat!
No mess. No leak. No dribble. Although I did consider half way through about the possibility of filling the contraption faster than it could empty and having a overflowing funnel into my pants. Even with a full bladder, the P Style stayed true to its purpose.
After I completed my mission, I returned to the package directions to discover that this device was also designed to eliminate the need for toilet paper. What? Yes, bend the knees a bit, wait for the last few dribbles, and then pull the P Style across your perineum to catch those last few drops. Dump into toilet and then wash in sink. Yep. I love it. This little gadget (mine is a beautiful lavender) is going into my saddlebag. No one will ever know what it is, but when the time is right, I'll be so grateful not to have to squat in the grass or sit my bum on a port-a-potty.
We'll be stocking these in large quantities in our retail boutique, soon to be found at www.RedRaspberryBoutique.com.
